It has been a long time since I had alphabet soup :) I can return the compliment of "one of the weirdest games on itch"
Pot or Not?
A downloadable game
Make a potion by throwing random stuff into your kettle.
The red bar shows how far you are away from calamity - so do not overdo it!
You will find out what potion does only after you are finished. So it is up to chance whether you save, rule or simply destroy the world.
Feel free to share funny results in the comments.